communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

(via someday-the-dream-will-end)

11 years ago  /  378,560 notes

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via lookingf0ryourself)

11 years ago  /  643,346 notes

aeug:

i would lose weight but i hate losing 

(via lookingf0ryourself)

11 years ago  /  333,216 notes

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

Did you look under the tray?

Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

(via nasastaff)

11 years ago  /  1,051,315 notes

dsogdsg:

sqvad:

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

this post is stupid as hell

case in point 

(via nasastaff)

11 years ago  /  799,489 notes

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

(via laughing-llama)

11 years ago  /  1,093,882 notes